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adulting is fucking awful coffee. because murder is wrong come to the gaming side don't make me stab you fluent in sarcasm and cuss words free the house elves fueled by spite and caffeine I laugh in the face of decaf i left the seat up for you It's too peopley outside i'm judging you I wonder if beer thinks about me too let's get ready to stumble maybe wine will help PIVOT not paid enough for this shit queen of fucking everything shut up liver you're fine talk to me about fight club your crazy is showing zero fucks given

adulting sucks aim like a jedi... Always an asshole bird lives here an asshole cat lives here an asshole dog lives here the book was better bourbon helps cats are assholes child proof they still get in clean up after yourself or get punched in the face crochet cuz stabbing is frowned upon cross stitch stab cup of shut the hell up don't be a dick don't make me cut your brake lines don't make me get the shovel don't make me poison your food excuse the mess we don't fucking care I craft so I don't choke people i crochet bc shanking is bad i crochet so i don't murder I drink and I know things I hate you the least I knit therefor I'm armed i laugh in the face of deaf I love you 3000 I sold my soul. I'm fine I, myself, am strange and unusual i'd rather be listening to true crime podcast_upper case if this goes south my attorney has instructions if you want the best seat in the house move the dog I'm only talking to my dog today I knit therefore armed i own a 9mm and know how to use it i know you are but what am i? i see the assassins failed again if you can read this bring wine just a parent trying not to raise asshole kids knit cuz stabbing is frowned upon the liver is evil and must be punished let's keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum love but you're all terrible the more people I meet the more I love cats murder shows and comfy clothes my cat and i are judging you_upper case my cats and i are judging you_upper case my cat and i talk shit_upper case my dog and I talk shit_lower case my dog and I silently judge_lower case on this spot nothing happened only talking to my dog pardon the mess my house elf quit pardon the mess my family sucks pardon mess my kids suck please do not summon demons in the bathroom pivot! proud kids of asshole parents proud parents of asshole kids proud parents of some dumb ass kids relax, nothing is under control same dumpster different fire shut up i'm counting since i gave up hope i feel so much better snitch, please some food contains weed Spaceballs thc chemical structure this shit is going to be delicious throat punch kind of day this is how i fkn roll use the force whiskey helps the voices tell me to quilt_upper case try not to murder anyone today (horizontal) try not to murder anyone today (vertical) we've had sex in this room when in doubt pull it out wine or murder choose wisely wizards welcome muggles tolerated Wonka Bar you are why we can't have nice things zero fucks given

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